Pirates Take the Low Road. Queek!

I feel I'll never become a Slippery Scallywag at this rate. Queek. Look at those Otters in front hauling in those loads of fish. Queek. And here I am, without a fish in either paw! Queek! I wonder if it's too late to try and catch some fish now. Queek! I just had the most brilliant idea! Queek! Why not steal some of the fish he's received so far. Queek! First things first. Go steal a fish from one of those proctors over there. Queek! I'll think up the next stage of my plan when you return. Queek!

Hurry and steal one before he eats them all up. Queek!

Thank you, truly. Queek! I really wanted to eat something fresh. Queek! Now I'm gonna wrap it with a ribbon with my name on it. Queek. What am I gonna do with a wrapped up fish, you ask? Queek? You just watch. Queek.