Eureka! A New Discovery

Hi, there! Today is some day, huh?! Crackling with energy! And power! And poten- Huh? You've never seen me this excited? Well, of course not! It's not every day a new substance is discovered! This is "new substance discovery" enthusiasm! People are saying some adventurers discovered it in the wilderness. Of course, they brought it to me for identification. That's adventurers for ya. They can't tell seawater from saliva, but this time I couldn't identify it either! Do you have any idea how vast an alchemist's knowledge of materials is? I didn't think so. It's vast! Real vast. So if I don't know it, it must be new! I decided to name it "the Imperfect Lightstone," since it gives off all this dark energy get when you look at it real close. Just thinking about all the alchemy I can do with this is getting me super pumped!

I decided to name it "the Imperfect Lightstone," since it gives off all this dark energy get when you look at it real close.

Why don't you get some research samples? I don't have nearly enough! you can bet your bottom I'll make you a good one.