A Story for Me?

I'm sorry to keep you waiting. I have a lot on my hands. ..I won't get into too much detail as you don't seem to be the type to become a devout follower. I wonder why she suggested you to come see me. Do you know the reason? ..She said I'll have advice for you? Haha! She must've been mistaken. I know that people like you don't convert so easily. I can tell by your eyes.

I can tell.

I'm sorry that you came all the way to see me, but I don't have anything more to say to you. Just forget whatever she and I told you. If ever you do anything ill-advised, I will make sure you pay for it. You think it's terrible of a priest to threaten you? Who would believe that a priest would do so? I understand that what I said might be upsetting... But I assure you that it's for your own good.